I don’t know why I even bother writing this post.
The truth is I’m rich and you’re not.
Yeah, you heard me.Right now I’m sitting on an expensive yacht in a warm, foreign country.
And you’re probably sitting there crying like a little girl, wishing you were me.
So, I’m not sure why I would waste my time talking to you.
But…my mom once mentioned something about helping the little people.
So to all you pathetic saps who are looking for ways to make money on the Internet, here are five methods I’ve used to earn boatloads of cash:
Method #1- Help Out a Widow
I’ll remember that day for rest of my life… A few months back I was checking my email when a message popped up.
Inside this message was something life-altering.You see, this email was from a recent widow who needed my help.
Her husband was a rich businessman in Nigeria who left her with a sizable inheritance (Over $20 million). The problem was she needed to transfer this money into an account in the United States.
Since I’m such a charitable person (and she promised me 40% of the money), I came to her rescue.
All I had to do was send her my bank account number, my social security number, and a few other personal pieces of information.Then she wired me all of her inheritance.
Easy as pie!
With only a few hours of work, I’m now sitting on a pile of money.Plus I’m like a superhero who helps out damsels in distress.
Now before I struck it really rich, I used a bunch of other ways to make money on the Internet.Here are four more to help you out…
Method #2- Become an At Home Typist
Yes, it’s true.You can earn money entering data while working from the comfort of your home.In fact, many companies are willing to pay as much as $30 an hour to have you become a typist for their super important documents.
Forget about outsourcing.These companies are willing to pay you 10 times more than they would to a worker in India.YOU are that special.
To get started, all you have to do is pay $99.97 for a list of top-secret companies who need your help.
Method #3- Fill out Some Surveys
Talk about an easy way to make money!
Right now the Internet is full of businesses who are desperately seeking your opinion.And the best part?They’re willing to pay LOTS of money to hear what you have to say.
It really is possible.You can earn over six-figures each year by filling out surveys.It doesn’t take very long and you’ll have plenty of time to spend with the family.
Plus, you get to give your expert opinion on a number of important matters.The things you tell these companies could change the entire consumer industry.
Method #4- Advertise on Craigslist
By placing few tiny little classified ads on Craigslist each day, you’ll be on the road to riches in no time.
You don’t need a product to sell.You don’t have to work very hard.And everything is completely automated.
This method is like having your own personal ‘cash-printing’ machine….it’s that easy.
To get started all you have to do is purchase the top-secret-commando-Craigslist-annihilator software program.Then press one button and the money will be flying into your bank account.
Method #5- Do a Little Day Trading
Don’t ignore those weird messages you see in your Spam inbox.Some of them might contain insider information about a hot stock tip.All you have to do is jump in on the ground level and you’ll be day-trading your way to riches.
The key here is to ignore all those naysayers who tell you that this is an illegal tactic used by scam artists to artificially drive up the price of a stock.I’m sure they don’t know what they’re talking about.
I tell you this stuff is 100% legit.I bought plenty of stocks at very low prices.Now I use $20 bills to light my cigar while cruising on my yacht.
On a More Serious Note…
At first I was tempted to leave this post as-is.But then I had visions of blood-thirsty lawyers dancing through my head.
So let me completely transparent…All five of these methods are scams.If you believe you can earn money with no effort, you’ll become another victim of these predators.
As the title says, these are stupidly simple ways to make money.Now let me put an emphasis on the first word—Stupid.I’m going to be a little blunt here.If you have the mindset of “easy money”, then you’re acting like a stupid person.
In the last seven years, I’ve had some form of an online business.And during this entire time, I’ve never seen an easy way to make money on the Internet.
Whenever presented with a ‘fool-proof’ system ask yourself this question:“If this system is so easy why would this person be selling this kind of information?”
Seriously…if I knew how to make hundreds of thousands of dollars with no effort, I wouldn’t tell a living soul.I would keep that information to myself.Then I would sit back and count my money.
Now with that said, you CAN make money on the Internet.
But the only way you’ll do it is if you treat it like a business. A business requires effort, it requires planning, and it requires the right kind of mindset.
So please do me a favor—Don’t fall prey to these people who are looking to rip you off.If something seems too good to be true… it probably is.
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