Bloggers Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the Night Before #Christmas and ‘round my web plot
Not a spider was crawling, not even a spam-bot
Daily postings were hung on my blog page with care
In the dim hope that viral visitors soon would be there.
The RSS feed sat proudly, all orange and white
With the hope that max subscribers would be coming tonight
Outsourcers were working very hard for this day
While the virtual assistants tweeted the night away.
Then from the comment section there arose such a clatter
It seemed that a Troll had arrived, all in a lather
“Your Blog, it is stupid, “he said in a snit
“Your prose, it is weak, you are a dumb sh** ”
Commentluv still gave the troll a shiny do-follow link
This I deleted as quick as an eye it could blink
Away from my homepage I flew with a flitter
The article you see; I simply forgot to Twitter
Then it began, this great Christmas Miracle
I will tell you the story, though it may sound satirical
Though with SEO I have been quite actively frugal
On this cool Christmas day I was found by the great Saint of Google.
The giant behemoth that no mere Bing could dethrone
I knew in a moment, to page one my post it had flown
Quick a pingback his heralds arrived, defying FaceBook claims,
He whistled and shouted and podcast their names!
“Now Images, Now Instant! Now Maps and Now Finance!
On, Docs! On Earth! On, Voice and on Adsense!
To the top of the list, keywords above all
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all
And then in the URL I heard a big clink
It was the sound of a slug being changed in a permalink
My traffic was sketchy, but showing a rise
I had lightning fast load speed and all that implies.
Google’s fiber how it twinkled, the homepage so merry
The background was green, the font it was Cherry
Images danced on screen, pixels lined in a row
While wiki returned a search on Henry David Thoreau.
The Tweets were ‘a flowing and so were the Stumbles
Comments were coming and none of them grumbles.
My eBook was written, and linked on the page
My site I now felt, would soon be the rage.
Google sprang to his servers, his apps he did call
All ’round the ‘net his shiny spiders did crawl
His pixels they faded as he vanished from sight
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”
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30 thoughts on “Bloggers Night Before Christmas”
Good Morning Steve:
Sounds like you are ready for Christmas. I like the lovely post, it is so mind intriguing,did you write it? If you did you are Master of all traits. I was wanting to write about Christmas, but one of the mates, rather few of the mates in network group did not like the idea, so this time I avoided. Last night I wrote a poem on personal development as blog post.
Planned your New Year’s eve yet
Enjoy the Holiday Season and be ready to start the New Year with new goals
Glad you liked it! I sure had a lot of fun writing it.
I hope you have a great week and woderful coming Christmas
It’s always great to see something different from you!
I love how you have written so wittily using blogging jargon! 😀
Thank you for sharing this unique post with us and keep on daring to be different! 🙂
It took me a while to knock that out. I am not really a “natural” at any poetry. even one where I have a nice template like the original poem to go off of. I was happy with the results though.
Clever 😉 Kind of tough to add anything to this one.
Have a powerful day!
Excellent Steve, very enjoyable. You’re a proper poet, it all rhymes, as all good poems should. 8)
I am certainly pretty far from a professional poet, but I had a lot of fun making that. (it just took a really long time)
Thats great. What a poet.
Is this an original for you, Steve? That’s pretty awesome work and will gladly share this around the web. I have a feeling this only took you half an hour to write, tops.
It was an original, but it took me a long time. Like 2-3 hours. I am not a natural at writing up poetry, I struggled over a lot of the phrasing.
I had a ton of fun doing it though! 🙂
I agree with Ryan; not a lot to add. I so enjoyed your poem. Will be RT so others can too.
You continue to surprise Steve 😉 Well done.
That’s how impressed I am…..my shortest comment ever on this site lol
Patricia Perth Australia
Thanks Patricia, Glad you liked it!
THIS. WAS. AWE. SOME!
Yes, yes, yes! Made me smile a lot. I needed that today, so thanks!
Glad you liked it Santiago! 🙂
Woah, great stuff, Steve! It must have taken you forever to write that (or not, since you’re a great writer, hehe. It would have taken me forever +1).
I LOL’d real hard at that troll bit. This post really put a smile on my face.
I will admit it DID take a fair bit of time! 🙂 It was a lot of fun to make though.
Really cool poem, Steve.
Showing those creative chops, huh? 🙂 Very nicely put together, man. I won’t even attempt to add anything to it, it’s perfect as is.
A poet soul indeed,
Great Christmas poem which it can even be a new carol.
“not even a spam-bot” I don’t know about that, I heard they even work on Christmas and don’t take holiday breaks
YOu are right. Spam bots do work constantly. Perhaps we should organize a Span Bot union to curtail these horrible work hours.
Steve, you kill me with your content!
Great post and very entertaining!
Thanks Matthew! 🙂
Very nice poem, I enjoy the rhythmic sound of your written poem. Have a nice day!
I love it! You’re a man of many talents! 🙂
Have a Merry Christmas!
You have a wonderful Christmas too!
What a fun post, Steve! Love the imagery. Kept seeing old-fashioned sugar plums mixed with modern-day techno. Happy to tweet it and Happy Christmas to you!
Thanks Caz. Glad you liked it! Thanks fro stopping by and dropping a comment!
So you can write poems?
Thank God for xmas, lol.
If it weren’t, who would have thought You had this kind of creativity. Very nice one Steve, totally good for a change especially in a time like this. Bravo!
It is fun to have a couple breaks from seriousness for a few days around this time of year. I doubt too many people are being extremely productive anyhow.
I hope you have a wonderful holidays!
Love it Steve
Looks as though you are a poet… and you didn’t even know it.
“Comments were coming and none of them grumbles”
Looks as though you aren’t having to wait too long for comments on this one.
Look forward to your second post.
I appreciate the comment!
Have a wonderful Christmas!
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