My Saturday posts are a chance to have fun and also give back by providing some links to great content. Sometimes I go off on some pretty strange and esoteric topics. It is all about having fun, giving out some good information and sometimes trying something new. I have been swamped with work recently, and I am starting to make some preparations for a short trip to Belize so I asked the wisest person I know help me with today’s post.
Blogger’s Using The Force this Week -by Yoda of Dagobah
Yoda is a Jedi-knight who is over 9000 years old, he is has been around a long long time and comes from a galaxy far far away. He is a wise creature who has seen a lot and deals with technology on a daily basis. (see: Lightsabers) The reports of Yoda’s untimely death have been greatly exaggerated; nothing can keep the irrepressible little green guy down for long. Without further ado, here is Yoda’s list of blog posts that use the Force, take it away Master Yoda:
Yoda speaks blogging:
“Thanks, Steve, glad to be here, am I. One thing, clear up, I must, before into this week’s blog posts, I dig. Midcholorians. Herh herh herh.
The deal, here is! Joke, it was. Real pain-in-the butt, Mace Windu was, when a student he was. The other Masters and I called him “Mace Windbag,” we did. Tired of his preaching, we were, so we invented this crazy overly elaborate story about Midicholorians, we did. Powering the force, we said. Laugh at that foolishness, we did. But then into the movies, that story went. On us, the final joke was.
So, of your head, put all thought of Midicholorians right, out. The Force Just Is! Hmmmmmm.
The Force is in the Email List
Contained in the email list, most of the Force is. Herh herh herh.
Ana, of an area of the Force called, “SEO,” a Master is. Like Mace Windu, never shall we treat her. Yes, hmmm. Ana talks about cleaning up email opt-in lists, she does. Yessssss. Master Steve Scott, also interested in email opt-in lists, he is. A/B Split tests and not burning email autoresponder sequence he tells us.
Steve and Ana are only people talking about the importance of email lists this week, not. Herh herh herh. With the force strong, make money from a list not, he tell us, Alex Whalley does. Yeesssssss. For an email list, Lisa an interesting tactic, creates. List building tactic, shows us she does. Interesting way, Yoda can see. Yes, hmmm.
Blogging Tips to Crush a Death Star
Strong in these Bloggers, the Force is. Their blogging tips, they show it in.
Often built on details, the Force is. Things like blog disclaimers may be boring and glamorous not, but important, they are, as Khalen shows us. Yeesssssss.
Steps to blogging greatness, Lye knows well.
Emotional connection, essential it is. Defeat even the force, emotions can. Of relationship marketing Marcus shows the power. Hmmmmm
To creating an online business strategy, Master Murlu goes. Far beyond just blogging. Go Murray go.
No stranger to giving blogging tips, Steve Scott is. Currently paused at 16 weeks’ worth of general blog traffic tips, he is. Of these blog traffic tips, discover the force inside. Hhhrrrrrrmmmm
Tips so good they cause a disruption in the Force.
Steve post two links from the same site in one week, does not. Using competitors links to advantage refuses to be passed up, Master Ana’s post to good, it is.
To the dark side of the force wasting time on unprofitable activities leads, Yesssssss. As Eugene explains, some thoughts on time management, Steve also has, with email time management and time management hacks.
Vast, the galaxy is,even this tiny, Milky Way one. Stored, into this vastness much knowledge is. To manage information overload, Adam shows how. Yeesssssss.
Last but least not, to set up your blog for publishing on Google Brankica gives directions, on how.. Herh herh herh herh Steve, followed these directions, he did. Hrrrrmmmm. Waiting on a reply from Amazon, he is.
Embark on an Internet Lifestyle you want? Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. Remember, young Padawan, above all others, one thing you must:
Do or do not; there is no try.
So get out there and do….
For your time, Steve, thank you. Yes, hmmmmmm.”